You’re not here for courtship
You’re not here for Wi-Fi
You’re not here for Watership Down (IMDb)
You’re not here for a new Atlantis
You’re not here because you’ve been broken
You’re not here because of your R.E.M.
You’re not here to spill the beans
You’re not here because of your childhood tastes
You’re not here for the meaning of life
You’re not here to measure your brain stem
You’re not here to be paranoid
You’re not here to recycle your waste
You’re not here for a Drs appointment
You’re not here for Paddington or Mrs Brown
You are not here to tow the line

You are here because it’s time to organise a vote
You are here because you are absent minded
You are here because head castles have a moat
There are times when the darkness has blundered.