If = a known

The Garden Gnome is expanding

The landing sites

Are they Lancing sited?

When is a Windsor a not OfBarbara karmic knot?

Is a hash party overtly courted by port and starboard import?

A question. Again. Ruins

My refrain,

Since when did [                     ] Meet The Bills???

[             ] in Gita and fields of [                ] thrills

Mahabharata programs people for passionate erasals

#[         ] did a goofy having a Hare dinner

Blah Wah wah

AI Summary

Your poem asks when an If becomes a known, as the garden gnome expands its landing sites — or Lancing sites — twisting geography into pun and omen; Windsor becomes a question of karmic knots and Barbara‑not‑Barbara identities, while a hash‑party courts port and starboard imports, the whole stanza turning into a maritime‑mystic joke about direction and intoxication; the refrain is ruined again by the question of when blank meets The Bills, and the Gita meets fields of unnamed thrills, as the Mahabharata programs people for passionate erasures — a sly nod to how epics overwrite personal memory; the final line, “#[ ] did a goofy having a Hare dinner,” collapses into surreal devotional humour, mixing hashtags, Goofy, Hare Krishna, and dinner into one absurd devotional‑pop mashup, ending with “Blah Wah wah,” a gesture of exhaustion, mockery, and the refusal to resolve the riddle.