only Covent Garden will do
for the few
Crowds are not welcome there
Belgos is fair
The cobbled streets are uneven for feet
Where are the umbrellas?
Lazy fellas,
Why didn’t you walk by their sides
Handling their lives
With emotions unanalysed in public.
Build a Bear is fair

Where are the good table covers?
Lazy brothers,
Leaving the phallus unloved
So internet could fight glove
And no-one is wrong Law loves
Save the one who holds the dove.

Take a journey away from the confused estate
And mosey on down the random aisles
Away from your wedded one in stony garden
To the locus of London for tourists to pardon.

See them buying the ads. from shops of places
Your dad used to drive past as taxi
Piccadilly is now clamping down
On such men of their race being racy.

Let’s agree on the matter of healthy ice cream
And avoid a [               ] royale with cheese~ Burger King style
With the rich folk at Haagen Daz for delights ‘n’ dreams
At yellow Leicester Square monopolising un-adventure.

And we’ll call it a date.