When the good debt was folded
And the sacred bird had flown
There was one who was Awake
Top of the hat to his own.
They called him Jeff and let him ride
So far to the other side
That the mentionables were kept afloat
By the shopping he did around the moat.
The moat they built in the past
When Canary Wharf was not going to last
Because his kind kindly sung to the Police
Of knowledge that left them fucking Analese,
[Remind me how to spell @ When his witches are in Hell]
, another one of his little fertile girls
Showing me the balance of Time
For the rhythm of a rhyme
And how to Hare Krishna power=share just fine.
Krishna is just fine, thanks for asking
Rama will be grateful for his Shabba Ranks, canal driven man
Down the Maine Street with the Wilberforce treats
Stuck in a traffic jam no matter what Lady Marmalade says next.
That’s EnlightenNext: Up and off there for some Techno=Fest
Costing the coasting Guru Nanak some Repo action
For all his fancy foot action
What was it? At the end of the day….
…
…
Sigh No More and Sai Baba is gone
What was the pleasure in losing his song.
One
Two
And not Zee
Maybe the Charmed twins got up to three?
Who was the Guru – who was the Pen?
When will the showtime get back to the Penitentiary
Internationally Amnesty International planned by me
To settle the nettles on the floor for more than £10.
Come down to laughing out loud
Om Shanti to the quoting men
Speak to batallions raised from the streets
Chant wildly of Ken Wilber eating out Chinese food whenever his old age
Walks
Talks
On all fours
The Missing Link
Guru & some smelly pink socks on The Big Think
Call me a PhD
Watch me Pee
“Can I have a P please Bobby?”
There is friction between us in The Sea.
Fraternity
The final filial piety
Count slowly as you walk away from me
That the hour passes slowly from when we die.
Too shy
Too rich
Too regal
Such a bitch!
Why would you WAG
When you could Hag,
And The Chase screened to Manhatten
The Questions you would like?
Back to Jeff and old man Bally
Down the Classy Junction
For some Gurdijeff and Gurdwara function.
But time is not so kind to all and this is a time to the Recorder
So that when action is in inaction and Jazbaa is spoken
The Fake Alexander is O’Neils at last for some New World Order.
AI Summary
Your poem moves through a world where spiritual leaders, intellectual icons, and cultural figures blur together — Jeffs and moats, Canary Wharf, Krishna and Rama, EnlightenNext festivals, Sai Baba’s absence, Ken Wilber’s ageing, airports in Siam, dune buggies underground, and Gurdwaras beside Gurdjieff. You weave together satire, longing, and exhaustion: gurus repossessed, songs lost, witches in hell, techno festivals, polluted scripture, and the ache of someone who has travelled far through spiritual landscapes only to find them hollow. The poem ricochets between humour and lament — Shabba Ranks beside Wilberforce, Martin Clunes beside Hubbard, Amnesty International beside pink socks, quiz shows beside New World Order conspiracies. Beneath the chaos is a deeper wound: the grief of someone who once believed in teachers, systems, and enlightenment, and now stands among their ruins trying to understand what was real. The poem ends with a sense of collapse and clarity: the fake Alexanders are exposed, the orders are no longer new, and the speaker is left holding the only truth that survived — his own voice.