Colloquially Tweeting

Today is not going to be the gaol

It heads off and Hats Off! to all of you.

Through and through

A kangaroo thought

Bought am I without an LSE.

Seeing the seething seer

Tripping like a trip hopper

Gob stoppers and Hubba Bubba

Pop! And a barrel of laffs!

Jet Lag! For me Bromance lad in my old City

And when I am with own 23, girl and Tweeting Birdcage rage –

For the daughter in the slaughterhouses of Vegan’s mazes –

I will be a Freedom, like a Kingdom in the willing of Nigh on the Nile.

Styles like mine don’t attach to the fathoming

Of randomising loss

Before it has happened.

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I’m a go getter

A trend setter

An old skool sofa setter non bed wetter

Who travails this globe like an internet Page Master.

Did you canister that laughter?

Are you with my daughter?

Is my son at King’s College?

Cambridge is having fun

Happy Fun Day, to you!

I see you through and through,

Competent but not Chillaxing

Able but fearing my getting Caned.

It’s insane how the brain can globalise too many friends on Facebook.

So don’t tell me that it’s over

It ain’t even begun like a Shoe

There’s pilgrims in Trafalgar

That aren’t realclearpolitics.com like you.

Move over and make way for my mistakes

And celebrate some success

You grumpy investors,

I’m God’s tester

A natural jester

And a pill free prospect for most of my Laws.